The officer tells him the bank will need a form of security for the loan, so the glaswegian hands over the keys and documents to a brand new Ferrari parked in front of the bank, he produces the log book in his name and everything checks out, the loan officer accepts the car as collateral for the loan.
The banks manager and it's staff all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking weegie for using a £120000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5K loan, a bank employee then drives the Ferrari into the banks underground car park and parks it in the security area.
You are gonna love this !!!
3 weeks later the Glaswegian returns, repays the £5k loan and the interest accrued which comes to £23.11
The loan officer says Sir we are very happy to have your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled, while you were away, we checked and found out you are very wealthy.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5000 ??
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The Glaswegian replied
WHERE ELSE IN GLASGOW CAN I PARK MY FERRARI FOR 3 WEEKS FOR £23.11 AND EXPECT IT TO BE THERE WHEN I GET BACK
Pure dead brilliant
